nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that
Interview With The Mother. (x)
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
dont hit men!!!!
dont hit women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
never respected a post as much as this
so i found this book
so being curious i had a look and
i dont know what i was expecting
this fucking book
My friend James masturbated to all of the pictures in that book
your friend james sounds like he may be in need of some counselling
Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:
BEST USE OF THAT GIF EVER
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
get to know me meme ► [1/5] favorite male characters: ted mosby
You know what? I’m done being single; I’m not good at it. Look, obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t. I’ll tell you something, though. If a woman — not you, just some hypothetical woman — were to bear with me through all this, I think I’d make a damn good husband, because that’s the stuff I’d be good at. Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father and walking her five hypothetical dogs. Being a good kisser…
Bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
If Just Give Me a Reason looses to Blurred fucking Lines at the Grammys, I will personally rip off my skin and mail it to Robin Thicke- after all, I know he wants it.